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FIRST UP: A new study says a person can suffer temporary amnesia after sex The two most frequently overheard amnesia-related comments are "What do you mean you want to be paid now?" and "Are you sure you're my sister?"
ITEM 2: Actor Johnny Depp was detained by British police for four hours after he chased photographers with a piece of wood and shouted obscenities. According to eyewitnesses, the photographers provoked Mr. Depp. One was overheard saying, "Excuse me Mr. Depp, do you mind if I take your picture?"
ITEM 3: According to a top psychologist, your favorite TV shows reveal clues about your personality. For example, if you like "I Love Lucy," life is an adventiire: if you like "The Brady Bunch" family means everything to you. I guess that means if you like "Baywatch," you can't afford bad porn.
ITEM 4: Before Madonna agreed to appear on a British TV show. she requested a picture of the Pope in her dressing room. In a related story, before The Pope appeared in St. Louis, he requested Madonna in his dressing room.
ITEM 5: Michael Jackson announced that he won't tour with the Jackson 5, forfeiting millions of dollars. because he wants to spend more time with his kids. I don't think this is anything new; he seems to give up millions of dollars every time he spends time with kids.
ITEM 6: A man is suing The Bronx Zoo for a million dollars because a gorilla hit his son in the head with a rock, And if the kid doesn't say that on the witness stand, the dad is going to hit his son in the head with a rock.
And Finally - Actress Ann B. Davis, who played Alice on The Brady Bunch, admits she smoked pot once, but didn't like it. Here are some other things Alice did once but didn't like:
THE ZANY REPORT is syndicated nationally on "The Bob and Tom Show", broadcast live Tuesdays at 9:00 AM, Central Time.