FIRST UP: Dateline - Denver, Colorado: Eight masked men robbed a Super K-Mart last Friday. According to the store manager, "They were our only customers that week."

ITEM 2: Dateline - Washington, DC: Vice President Cheney showed up at his birthday party with a bruised lip. He said one of his dogs bumped him in the mouth. Ironically, his dog's name is "Enron."

ITEM 3: A new study has found that women prefer men who smell like their dad. In a related story, Calvin Klein has just introduced a new cologne for men call, "Old Fart."

ITEM 4: A Sad Note: Movie stunt-man Henry Escalante passed away at the age of 86. Per his request, his body will be tossed off a building onto a giant mattress and replaced by actor Abe Vigoda.

ITEM 5: Dateline - Pasadena, California: Winona Ryder, shopping at the Rose Bowl Flea Market, inquired about the price of an antique diamond ring. The owner said, "It's a steal at one thousand dollars." To which she quickly replied, "Hey!, Look over there!"

ITEM 6: Dateline -- Portland, Oregon: A man chased his girlfriend through the double glass doors of the hospital emergency room with his car. A shocked nurse told the man, "If you don't have insurance, back that car out of here!"

And Finally: Ricky Martin tipped a dry cleaner three hundred dollars for returning the Palm Pilot he found in the singer's jeans. According to sources, that's not the first time Ricky has given a man cash to put his hand in his pants.

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