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Dec 11, 2007 Brad Kirby
Hey Bob! love your stuff. well some of the time, but your the last thing i hear on the radio before work each morning, and its nice to start the day with a smile! thank you! Peace-n-stuff
Dec 11, 2007

Rod
You Rock Man, It was great having you on our show here in Huntington. The Number ONE morning show in Huntington, WV Rod and Rocky 93.7 WDGG.

Dec 09, 2007

Kayla
You are the main reason why Tuesday is my favorite day of the week............because you\'re on the bob and tom show!! Keep up the great work even though Bob and Tom give you the crickets every now and then on the show.

Dec 01, 2007

Larry
I read your article on cigar smoking. I was in Boston for my very first visit and I occasionally have a cigar. I was lamenting to the bartender about not being able to enjoy a cigar because the city bar's and restaurant's are smoke free, (one more right and freedom legislated away) Well the guy next me  pipes up and says he's from San Fran and you haven't been able to smoke in the bar's for years. I looked at him and said ya but sucking someone's dick in the bar  is probably not a problem. He shut up and left.

Nov 07, 2007

Matthew
Bob I love to hear you on the Bob and Tom show. You are friggin' awesome. Thanks for the laughs.

Nov 06, 2007

Carolyn
Love you on Bob and Tom!  Sometimes I just wish Tom would let you speak during your segment!  What a control freak!

Nov 05, 2007

Eddie Lew
I say Bob Zany in Vegas "Bay-Bee". He is soooo FUNNY!! He is very spontaneous with all of his lines and delivery. He really works the (with) audience. So it is very inter-active, which makes his performance so unique. A MUST-SEE live performance. Love you "Bay-Bee"

Nov 04, 2007

Shawn
Hey bob I was at your show at the mountain arts center. Man I thought that dude in the cowboy hat was going to kick your butt, because he wasn't wanting to laugh. He didn’t laugh at Tim either. I came to laugh, I was laughing. I guess he didn’t get the concept.
Loved your show, your so much more funny in person that what you expect when you listen to bob and tom. What I mean is your a great comedian. Come back to Prestonsburg some time, us hillbilly's love ya later

Nov 04, 2007 Roger Williams
Saw your show in Prestonsburg…GREAT!!!!
Nov 02, 2007 Josh Shepherd
Hey Bob, just wanted to tell ya again how much I enjoyed the show. Hope to see you and Tim back again soon. Take Care and God Bless
Oct 30, 2007 G. Graue
God you are so not funny.
Oct 24, 2007 Jeff Bockius
when are you coming to St. Louis, Mo?
Oct 23, 2007

Dave Bopra
Hey Bob, awesome, just awesome man...Here's my new pick up line in the bar. Funny thing is, it's working. I'm studying to be a taxidermist, and just need one more beaver to stuff to get my degree....Great ice breaker

Oct 23, 2007

Stacey C
Bob, In my opinion, another home run with the Zany Report, but then again I enjoy the report every week, it is one of my favorite segments of the show!

Oct 22, 2007

Bob Robertson
Bob - My wife and saw you along with Patti Vasquez, Donnie Baker, and Greg Hahn in East Lansing on Oct 19. It was a fantastic show. You were great! (I can\'t understand why Bob and Tom give you so much grief when you call...you are one funny guy, bay-bee!!) I look forward to seeing you again next time you pass this way.

Oct 18, 2007

Merrilee
Dear Bob, I damn near peeeeed my pants! Thanks for coming to Big Snow Country and for making us all laugh!  My husband and I really enjoyed your show and especially how you engaged the Yooper audience.  They can sometimes be very tough!  Come back and see us anytime!  Bring Bob and Tom, Chick & Christy, too!  You guys get me through the day!

Oct 15, 2007 Clyde
I just wanted to write a quick note thanking you for the awesome show that you did last night(Oct.14th) in Marquette MI...I never laughed so hard in my life... If I ever get the chance I'll be sure to see you again... I haven't had time to listen to your CD yet, but I'm sure its awesome... Looking forward to hearing the Zany report tomorrow on the Bob and Tom show...Thanks for the great evening of laughs...Clyde
Oct 13, 2007

Michelle Mills
Hey mister man! :) I let you play at my club last night, er...I was bartending. ;) Just wanted to say you did an okay job ;). Actually you have been my favorite thus far that I have seen in person. Good job. had fun. Thanks for the CD. :) Catch ya on the flip side. How 'bout that...

Oct 11, 2007

Greg Coyle
I listen to Bob & Tom everyday an make sure I have them on Tuesday morning @9:30 just to hear you , Thanks for the laughs, Keep up the good work, Would Love to see you in person sometime.

Oct 09, 2007

Neil Leiberman (The Comedy Coach)
I have hired Bob many times and not only can he cut grass, but he is also one heck of a hedge trimmer. Whatever Bob is charging for his stand-up these days, he is worth ten times that amount. He always kills and can tailor his act for any crowd. When I hire comedians, Bob is always my first choice.

Oct 08, 2007

Paula Johnson
Saw you last night at The Ice House Anniversary Show and loved your set. I was a few rows back, and there were some people nearly crying from laughing so hard.  And the light bulb thing was just the frosting on the cake. Thanks for a great performance and for supporting Hillsides.

Oct 03, 2007

Jeremy butler
Thanks for coming to Marquette you can put us on the map and make people realize we are not Canada you were sooooooooooo hilarious when i saw you in green bay and can’t wait to see you again here thanks!!!

Oct 01, 2007

Sue
I just received some merchandise from you that will be a Christmas present for my husband.  I really wanted to thank you for your wonderful service and special extra gifts.  He'll be so excited.  We've had so many instances of poor and rude service lately, it was very refreshing to deal with a professional who hasn't forgotten how to treat people with consideration.  We already have our tickets for the Bob & Tom All Star Tour on Oct. 19th in Lansing.  And you are the main reason we're going!  Looking forward to it!

Sep 20, 2007

Jim Koser
Bob, I bought $100 dollars of CD\'s and Bumper Stickers for my sons and my wife and I. We laughed our asses off at your show in Morro Bay, at the Bob Zany Comedy Outlet on Saturday, September 15, 2007, first show. You are incredibly intelligent and fast thinking and we were amazed you remembered to call people by their names. Can\'t figure out how you developed that skill. My name is Um Jim but you called me Tim. I did n\'t mind and I didn\'t answer your question but I don\'t think you missed any other names. Love you on Bob & Tom and would like to see you at another show in Morro Bay or within travelling distance. Thank you.............jim koser

Sep 17, 2007

Jim Koser
Dear Mr Zany, I want to thank you for coming to your Morro Bay outlet. I listen to your reports on Bab & Tom radio show and always enjoy your creative view of the world, your audience and life in general.

You asked me my name and I answered \"um Jim.\" I was hoping you would ask my IQ so I could tell you that my wife refers to me as \"Hey Stupid\" and my sons, whom you also spoke with call me \"Hopeless\". Thus um Jim is a reasonable starting point.

For the small intimate venue that you and Doug Redican have developed it was a powerful and impressive performance. Sorry to say you could have charged much more for the hour or more of performance you gave. I shook your hand, got your web site and am proceeding to purchase more of your material. I have a great respect for you coming to the armpit of the Central Coast to perform but my wife and two sons agree that you are special. I hope you will find a way to visit Morro Bay again. Thanks so much.....um Jim

Sep 11, 2007 Keith Genter
Love the Zany Report.  The eat salmon t-shirt is awesome, please convert it to a bumper sticker too.  Keep up the good work!
Sep 03, 2007

Donna & Rod
Hey Bob ! Just saw ya on the telethon....loved your AL BORE jokes ! and ohhh sooo true !! I remember being "stuck" in a back bedroom watching the telethon as a kid in the early 70's while my parents had their Shriner's party !...we miss ya here in Dayton, come back soon !  Take care, Donna & Rod

Sep 03, 2007

Lynne "Jackman" Street
MDA Telethon. Congratulations Bob! You are a "Classic"! Who would have known in 1977...you'd be where you are now! Great job!

Sep 03, 2007 Jay Sipkor
If you're working with Emmy Award Winning Host Tom Bergeron on the telethon, please spell his name correctly on your website.  It's not Tom Bercheron.
Webmistress’ fault – apologies to Mr. Bergeron.
Aug 28, 2007

Bud
First off, I love your radio work. Secondly: This was forwarded to me & I thought you might be interested to see that you're part of someone's story idea. I look forward to hearing more Zany Reports.
Comment from Zany Wife – “That is hilarious.  I really must do more Googleing."

Aug 22, 2007

Adam
Mr. Zany,
I saw your show when you came to SE Texas. You were great. I wish you had done "Bing". I am still telling your jokes and getting laughs. We all know that Last Comic Standing is fixed (Like my dog!!!).
I received my shirt from you the other day and I gave it as a gift. My wife and I had a great time. Keep up the good work.

Aug 22, 2007

Richard
Your web page is not hard to navigate. I have problems navigating bob & toms web site. In fact I get lost there.
Webmistress says “Thank You!”

Aug 22, 2007

Steve
I saw you Joe Dirt...I had to do a double take...you musta had some "down time" back then...hehehe...keep us laughing bob !

Aug 22, 2007

Carl Miller
YOU SUCK...How the hell does anyone hire you for COMEDY!!!

Aug 15, 2007

Rick
Hey Bob! I'm a big fan and I'll be coming to your show on Friday night in Peoria. My friends and I are very excited! You rock!

Aug 13, 2007

Dale Little
Mr. Zany you are one of the funniest comedians that I’ve heard in a while. I always try and catch your show on the Bob and Tom show. Any chance of you coming to Fort Wayne, Indiana anytime soon? Love the zany report BAY-BEE. Keep the laughs coming.   

Aug 10, 2007

Joe
So, Bob-bee, What did you name your dog?

Aug 08, 2007

Rex
Loyal Podcast listener to Bob & Tom, so I'm a few days late.  But! The "Larry King" joke was FUNNY!! illegitimi non carborundum

Aug 07, 2007

Dawn Hartman
Just wanted to thank you for adopting a shelter dog.  Frankie Fletcher is a lucky boy.  As a member of the board of directors of the Humane Society of Greater Akron (OH), I know how many dogs are awaiting a good home, just like yours.  Thanks for taking care of Frankie Fletcher and for making us laugh!

Aug 05, 2007

Sue Vandegenachte
You are the best standup comic i have see.
I wish you would come back to billings with Chick McGee, he's dreamy.

Jun 19, 2007

T McKinley
Zany! Love the site, although I haven't really looked at it. I'm impressed you have one, since you needed me to do all your typing only 15 years ago. I noticed you\'re still refusing to play Minnesota, even though they have forgiven everything after the "actually, Sigmund, sometimes a cigar is a cock" incident. Say hi to Michelle, Sid, and anyone else who remembers the Ice House days - and I'm thrilled to see you're still at it, whatever it has become.

Jun 19, 2007

Bob Stock
YOU SUCK!

Jun 12, 2007

Kirk Niver
Chick says to go to bobzany.com ,,,so i did,,,you rock,,but not funny as the Chickster

July 14, 2007

Trish Rodriguez
My husband and I drove 2 hours to catch your show in Odessa, TX. We had the best time. I don\'t know if I laughed harder at your jokes or listening to my husband laugh. You are awesome. Thanks for a great night. The drive was well worth it. Please put Lubbock on your list for future shows.

July 10, 2007

Joey
You our the funniest guy u really make me laugh keep up the good work hope to hear u soon the man who never sleeps eats drinks just listen to the show.

July 02, 2007

Robert
Watched you on last comic standing and have to say you ruled.  Don\'t know how they select these idiots when you would made the show. 
Thanks for the laughs bay-bee

June 29, 2007

Joe Cannon, MS CSCS NSCA-CPT
I've been a fan for over 20 years and was very happy to see you on Last Comic Standing - and sad that they didn't pick you. What were they thinking? Glad you’re still doing comedy - your great Bay-bee!

June 28, 2007

Brad Chriss
I saw you appear on the Last Comic Standing.  Damn shame you didn't make it.  You were pretty funny. 

June 27, 2007

Brian
Just saw "Last Comic Standing" - you were robbed.  Hope to see try again in another city for this year's show!  Loved you live in South Bend, even though you called me bald.  (I'm RECEDING!)

Jun 27, 2007

Sarah Miller
The Last Comic Standing sure messed up by not passing you! We love you. I was rooting for ya, but hey you have some die hard fans! See ya Bay Bee! Sarah Miller

June 27, 2007

Justin
I just saw you on last comic standing and I think you got robbed.  When I saw you in Decatur, IL you were the funniest comedian there. Heck you were the host and you were better then the people actually doing the full stand up routine! You did way better then any of the other four comedians there that night, including Kathleen Madigan. (She was even the freakin’ judge for last comic standing!) That show just bombed with you not in the semi-finals.  Keep us laughin’ bay-bee!

June 27, 2007

Jason Babcock
Don't worry Bob; you don't need Last Comic Standing after they insulted you tonight.  You were easily the funniest person there; they showed that by putting you in all the commercials and the show intro.  They don't know what they're missing; at least now the other comedians won't have to compete against you, they should be thankful for that!  You're great on your own, Zany Report was great this week and I look forward to it every week!  Can't wait to see you next time you come on through Wisconsin.

June 27, 2007

Dune
You got screwed on Last Comic. You were way funnier than most and a victim of political correctness in having equal numbers of males/females, blacks/whites etc.

June 05, 2007 Becky
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, PLEASE PLEASE STOP DOING THE NEWS WITH COOGAN!!! SPARE US ALL!!!
May 30, 2007

Jarad Nielson
Bob, I can't get enough of your comedy!  Very funny stuff.  Keep up the good work! :)

May 24, 2007

Trent Hobbs
Bob has to be one of the funniest guys doing comedy today. He is terribly underrated if you just listen to his FCC constrained Zany Reports on Bob and Tom. Once Bob lets loose, bar the door because the funny is about to begin!
Bob, loved your show here last year, and thanks for the picture......BayBee!

May 22, 2007

Luke Meighan
I can't wait for you to return to Lexington, KY. I'm a former fix the joke winner and submitted a few more I hope will turn some heads. You are a sheer genius.

May 19, 2007

William E. Pilgrim Jr.
You’re one funny S.O.B.!!!!!!!!! Have seen and herd some of the best and bob you are one of the best. Thank god or Darwin you’re here on this fucking earth.... yours truly bill pilgrim P.S. may you keep them laughing till to the grave. You’re funny sir.

May 15, 2007

Doug Walker
My friends and I had a great time on May 11, 2007 at Wiley’s in Dayton, OH. We loved how you work the crowd in your show. Thanks! Dougie.

Apr 30, 2007

Brian
I have heard you on the Bob & Tom show and now I look forward to hearing you every time you\'re on. Think you\'re great and am trying to catch one of your live shows. Keep up the good work!!!!

Apr 15, 2007

Charlie
Hi Bob, "long time listener, first time writer"... Love your jokes, but your "Fix the Joke Bay-bee" is tough work!  Really, most of your humor doesn't need any fixing.  Keep up the great work, and thanks for making me laugh.

Apr 15, 2007

Annette Wheeler
Bob killed in Columbus on 04/13/07 with The Friends of Bob and Tom. Love you live!!!

Apr 11, 2007

Harley Hehr
Bob, my friends and I had a great time at Captain Brien's in Marco Island. You were on fire that night. Great show!!!
Been a fan for 15+ years,” you’re the best "Bay-Bee".

Apr 06, 2007

Randy Leindecker
Bob, the show at Bricktown was by far the best comedy show I have ever seen. (Including Howie Mandel) You had my wife and I in stitches all night. Good luck on Last Comic Standing. I think my favorite was when you said you beat Carrot Top on star search and he is performing in front of 5000 people in Vegas and you said "I guess I showed that F @#$$%%. Love your comedy.

Apr 06, 2007

Collin
Last night was my first show. It was great. Kept me laughin’ the whole night even with our crowd of fifty. It was special.

Apr 03, 2007

John Crume
Bob you are one funny guy.  Bob and Tom have a good thing going with you on the show.  Thanks for the laughs.

Mar 29, 2007

Kimberly
Hey Bob! Love Ya!
I look forward to hearing you on Tuesdays! But, Boy do they ride you!?!
Can't wait until you are in a town near me! My Husband & I ordered from your web site, Thanks SO much for All that you do! There was a mix up in the order but everything got fixed! You and everyone that works with you are “The Best!”
Love You! "Bay-bee!"

Mar 27, 2007

Bob Wolfe
Bob I saw you Sat. night in Joplin, (and this is the truth) I laughed so hard that I broke a rib, I remember thinking if the others were as funny as you that I wouldn’t make it all night, they were great but you are the one who broke my rib, from another Bob (I spell my name backwards) thanks for the fun and pain. It was almost worth it...........Bob
* Wouldn’t your name then be “boB”? - Webmistress

Mar 26, 2007

Neal Hughes
The local station here that syndicates The Bob and Tom Show has an afternoon DJ who was doing an on-air promotion of your upcoming local shows in Marco Island. 
I wanted to tell you that you should have your PR person give them a script to read from because this clown said, "I have seen Bob Zany in concert and has a great show.  He is really funny, not like that bit he does on The Bob and Tom Show that isn't really funny." 
Maybe you can start a "Fix the Promo" bit too! Hope to get tickets to see you Friday Night.

Mar 25, 2007

Melissa Brumfield
I was at the show you did last night in Joplin, Missouri.....YOU, SIR, WERE THE BEST!!!  I was ready to leave after you performed and you opened the show! The others did not even compare to you!  I would love to be put on a list and notified if you ever come around this area again.  Thanks for entertaining me :)

Mar 11, 2007

Lee Savage
Bob, you stole the Spokane Show.  I was surprised that both you a Mike Armstrong were on so early in the show, and how it could possibly get better.  It didn't.  You were fantastic.  So Dry, So Funny.  Thanks for being the comic highlight of our evening.  It was great to talk briefly with you at the meet and greet.

Mar 03, 2007

Joe Fazzio
Bob thanks for all the Laughs your the best. Your future brother-in-law.

Mar 01, 2007

Ken & Teri McNutt
Hey Bob and Erin, greetings from "the laziest photographer", and two of your biggest fans.  Seriously, folks--Bob is the funniest, most generous guy with an absolute heart of gold!  We'll see you in Farmington next weekend, Bob!  How 'bout that!

Feb 27, 2007

William B Schulze
We love you Mr. Zany. When are you coming to Beaumont Texas? And no this ain’t the asshole of the world but you can see the pucker from here, Bay-bee

Feb 27, 2007

Whitney
Your show Saturday night was great and we all enjoyed it greatly.  Even the women with the goat laugh??? I still don't know.  We have your DVD and pink meat shirts from the night and we look forward to seeing you again.  Great.  Quick question what role did you play in Joe dirt?
* Bob played the Bullying Man #1 Website

Feb 10, 2007

Eddie Lopez
My fiancé and I went to Snickerz February 10, 2007. You put on a wonderful show. You kept us in tears. Can't wait for the next time you're in town.

Jan 02, 2007 Byron Velma
Despite all of Zany's accomplishments, I still like his earlier years with Zany Fisky and Geraldo.