June 17, 2003
First Up: According to Frank Sinatra's personal valet of 15 years, The Chairman of the Board wore special underwear which was a cross between a panty girdle and a jock strap. He called it Peter Lawford.
Item 2:  Dateline - Mineola, New York:
Three people were convicted of having sex on a train. The trio swears it was a misunderstanding, claiming they thought the conductor said, "All on a broad!"
Item 3:  Dateline - Denver, Colorado:
If you are traveling with your family this summer, airport security screeners are using hand puppets to make the process more fun for kids, according to Security Chief Senor Winces.
Item 4:  Fun Fact You Should Know:
Beer foam will go down if you lick you finger and stick it in. Coincidentally, Beer Foam was the Secret Service code name for Monica Lewinsky.
Item 5:

I've Got Some Bad News and Some Good News:
The Bad News: While touring Hoover dam, a woman broke away from the tour and jumped off a cliff.
The Good News: She'll be the Special Guest Star on Jack Ass next week.
Item 6: Dateline - Germany:
A bull who produces 2,500 doses of sperm each month is being paid $213,000 a liter. According to one leading expert, "That's a bunch of bulls@#$!"
And Finally: The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week:
Madonna will release her first children's book in September. Some of the titles being knocked around are:

"The Pokey Little Slut"

"Harry Pooter and I've Got Your Chamber Right Here!"

"Little Red Riding Whore"

"Hey Charlie, Back Off, That's My Chocolate Factory"

"Guy Ritchie's Very Hungry Caterpillar"

"James and My Giant Peach"

"Mother Goose Me!"