| First Up: | A new study says 41 percent of married men like to have sex in the morning. The other 59 percent just like to have some sex, some time, any sex, any time. Please? |
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| Item 2: | This past weekend's heavyweight championship fight between Lennox Lewis and Vitali Klitschco was stopped due to a gash. No word on how Robin Givens got into the ring. |
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| Item 3: | Pamela Anderson ahs broken her engagement to Kid Rock. She said she'll keep the engagement ring he gave her and he'll keep the Hepatitis C she gave him. |
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| Item 4: | Supermodel Rachel Hunter filed for divorce from her rock star husband Rod Stewart. The singer said he was sad and upset and he "feels like was kicked and pumped in the stomach." |
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| Item 5: | According to The Journal of Science, researchers discovered the gene responsible for shyness. They said they found it hiding behind the spleen, refusing to come out. |
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| Item 6: | On June 11th, Michael Jackson went back to his home state of Indiana and received a key to Gary. The King of Pop thanked the Mayor and asked, "Now, which way is it to little Gary's room?" |
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The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week: The Democratic Presidential hopefuls are picking their campaign theme songs. Selections made so far include: "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge for Senator Joe Leiberman, The Reverend Al Sharpton chose Bob Marley's "Get Up, Stand Up,", and, if Hillary Clinton enters the race, she will campaign to the tune of Elton John's, "The Bitch is Back." |
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