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Dateline - Los Angeles, California:
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has thrown his American Flag diaper into the
race for Governor. He said that if he is elected, he'll put a beaver in
every stream and turn California into The Golden Shower State. |
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According to Newsweek, Uday and Qusey Hussein were found with a briefcase full
of Viagra after their deadly shoot out. Talk about being in-between Iraq and a
hard place! |
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The former chief executive of Charter Communications cable TV pleaded guilty to
wire fraud. He'll be sentenced Tuesday, September 9th between 9:00 am and noon,
or between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm. |
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Question of The Week: Do parents of kids with that horrible aging disease say,
"They grow up so fast."? |
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Dateline - North Little Rock, Arkansas:
A man was arrested for shooting his girlfriend in the leg. She wasn't seriously
hurt, but according to eyewitnesses, she was hopping mad. |
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Kobe Bryant was picked as Favorite Male Athlete of The Year at the Teen Choice
Awards. I hear the competition was fierce; he beat out ex-Baylor basketball
player Carlton Dotson by three votes. |
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The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week:
A woman pleaded
guilty to running a brothel out of a local golf course. Which give a whole new
meaning to "The 19th Hole." The brothel was discovered by accident when a cop
playing the course asked where the ball washer was located. A fellow linkster
pointed to a blonde in fish-net stockings. |
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