A federal judge has delayed the execution of a man on Death Row because he’s too fat. From now on, he’ll be referred to as “The World’s Biggest Winner.”
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
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Dateline--Columbus, Ohio A federal judge has delayed the execution of a man on Death Row because he’s too fat. From now on, he’ll be referred to as “The World’s Biggest Winner.” |
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| Item 2: | And Speaking of Death Row… A 29 year-old inmate on Death Row in a Texas prison killed himself in his cell hours before he was to be executed. He left a message, “I didn’t do it,” scrawled in his own blood. The official cause of death was listed as, “Irony.” |
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| Item 3: | An Australian Airlines jet had to make an unscheduled landing after a passenger sneaked a hamster a board and it escaped. In a related story, Richard Gere will star in the new sci-fi thriller, “Hamsters in The Cockpit.” |
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| Item 4: | Question of The Week Does Ex- Congressman Mark Foley lick his finger before he turns a page? |
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| Item 5: | Fun Fact You Should Know Some ants have the ability to make themselves explode. Especially if an uncle does the “Pull my finger” trick in church. |
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| Item 6: | The Toyota Prius hybrid car tops the Federal Government’s annual list of “Best Fuel-efficient Cars.” The Geo Metro still tops the list of ”Cars That Won’t Get You Laid.” |
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The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week |
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