November 28, 2006
First Up: Dateline--Brisbane, Australia
Elton John, suffering from a stomach ailment, vomited during his concert Down Under.  According to a fan in attendance, “It was good to see some new stuff in the show.”
Item 2:  Rumors still persist that there is a sex tape of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline ready to surface.  The buzz started when Kevin put the tape down as a source of income on an apartment application.
Item 3: 

Fun Fact You Should Know
When writing a joke about Kevin Federline, the spellchecker on your computer will suggest, “Fertilize.”
Item 4: 

Question of The Week Is “Menopause the Musical” a sequel to “Ragtime?”
Item 5: Dateline--Washington, DC
House Speaker Dennis Hastert swore in Shelly Gibbs to replace former Congressman Tom Delay.  She’ll serve until his term expires next month.  After that, she plans to focus on the platform that got her elected: Term Limits.
Item 6: Diet Guru Richard Simmons says that if you don’t want to over-indulge during the holidays, dine naked.  Boy, that gives a whole new meaning to All-You-Can-Eat Buffet!”
And Finally:

The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
I’ve Got Some Good News, Some Bad News and Some Ugly News  The Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.  The Bad: You found some porno movies in his room.  The Ugly: You’re in them!