| First Up: | During a live interview with Hilary Clinton on “Good Morning America,” a technical glitch abruptly cut her off. After the incident, her approval ratings shot up 53 percent. |
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| Item 2: | Whitney Houston has finally filed for divorce from Bobby Brown. She blames the divorce on her personalized wedding vows, especially the line, “’Til Meth do us part.” |
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| Item 3: | Britney Spears gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. He was delivered by C-Section. Ironically, that’s the same section of the bus the baby was conceived on. |
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| Item 4: | Fun Fact You Should Know Twenty-five hundred Americans a year go to the emergency room because of injuries that occur while using a toothbrush. A whopping 93 percent of the same group admits that their dads told them they “didn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.” |
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| Item 5: | Jessica Simpson is finally starting to talk about her divorce from Nick Lachey. She says the couple didn’t actually divorce, her father Joe just didn’t renew Nick’s contract. |
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| Item 6: | A new study has found that 59 percent of women have thrown up on a first date, 54 percent have had more than one partner on the same night and 41 percent have had a one-night stand. You can read the full reports in the latest issue of “Bulimic Sluts.” |
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The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A little boy asked his grandma, “What is it called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top?” Grandma was shocked, but decided to answer the question truthfully. “It’s called sexual intercourse,” she answers. “Oh,” said the little boy and ran outside to play with the neighborhood kids. A few minutes later he came back in and reported, “Grandma, it’s not called sexual intercourse, it’s called bunk beds.” |
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