September 26, 2006
First Up: I saw “Jackass Number 2” over the weekend.  Not the movie, but Vice President Dick Cheney on C-Span.
Item 2:  Seventy two percent of Americans would prefer a romantic partner to a clean one.  The other 28 percent said, “The dirtier the better, bay-bee!”
Item 3: 

Scientists have discovered that dolphins give names to one another.  They also greet each other with familiar phrases such as, “How’s it blowing?”  and, “Are you getting any fin?”
Item 4: 

I’ve Got Some Bad News And Some Good News
The Bad News President Bush still has the lowest approval rating of any Commander-In-Chief in history.
The Good News He’s still more popular than road construction, VD and clowns.
Item 5:

Dateline--Goldsby, Oklahoma 
Mel Gibson snuck into a local movie theatre to see a screening of his new movie, “Apocalypto” Insiders say he wore a wig and a mask.  People still knew it was the Mad Maxx-ter, because it was a Mo Howard wig and a Hitler mask.
Item 6: British scientists have found that the brain of a woman in a vegetative state is still responsive.  They also wanted to thank Paris Hilton for her time.
And Finally:

The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
A little old lady was running up and down the halls of a nursing home.  Whenever she passed by an elderly gentleman, she flipped up the hem of her nightgown and said, “Supersex!”  She approached a man in a wheelchair, flashed her business at him and declared,  “Supersex!”  He sat silently for a moment and then answered, “I’ll have the soup.”