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Dateline-Georgia
A double murderer was sentenced to 352 years in prison. According to his
attorney, with good behavior he could be out in 185 years. |
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Rumors persist that George Clooney is dating Pamela Anderson. I don't think he
should be dating so soon after losing his pot belly pig, Max. |
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Question of the Week
Did Albert Einstein's wife ever ask, "What are you thinking?" |
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Angelina Jolie says she has a new tattoo that represents the longitude and
latitude of the birthplaces of her adopted children. Coincidentally, they
pinpoint Bush Country of Africa. |
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CBS has announced that "The King of Queens," will end its run in May. In the
final episode, Kevin James' character leaves his wife and gets a sex change
operation setting up the spin-off, "The Queen of Queens." |
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The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
A man noticed his co-worker was wearing an earring. Knowing his friend normally
dressed conservatively, he comments on his new accessory, "I didn't know you
were into earrings." "Yup," answered the co-worker. "How long have you been
wearing it?" asked the man. "Ever since my wife found it in my truck." |
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