February 6, 2007
First Up: According to the February issue of Men's Fitness, the fattest city in America is Las Vegas, followed by San Antonio, Miami and Wynonna Judd's Tour Bus.
Item 2:  A new study found that roughly eight percent of rams are gay.  The survey used the word "roughly" because rams are very seldom actually seen having sex.  Roughly.  The very thought of it is enough to make a Bronco or a Dolphin blush.
Item 3:  I've Got Some Bad News and Some Good News
The Bad News:  A woman was found dead behind a bookcase in her bedroom.  The Good News:  They also found her car keys.
Item 4:  Question of the Week
If a woman is having "just sex" with a 65 year-old man is it called "Sex With Retirement Benefits?"
Item 5: Fun Fact You Should Know
Dateline's popular segment, "To Catch a Predator" has helped nab over 100 pedophiles.  It has also dramatically increased sales of kitchen islands across the nation.
Item 6: A British survey found that 42 percent of all cell phone users answer their phone during sex.  The other 58 percent have Orgasm Waiting.  The survey also claimed that 98 percent of radio personalities will only answer if it's the fifth caller.
And Finally:

The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
And Finally: The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week A woman is in bed with her husband's best friend.  They make love for several hours, and afterwards the phone rings.  It's her husband on the line. "Hi honey," says the woman, "Oh that's great!  Have fun, and I'll see you later." "What did he say?" asks the best friend. "He said he's having a great time fishing with you today."