| First Up: | I saw The Number 23, not the new Jim Carrey movie, but all the men who claim to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby! |
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| Item 2: | Al Gore won an Oscar for An Inconvenient Truth, a documentary about the hazards of global warming. After seeing the former Vice President at the podium, accepting his award, I must admit I was inspired. To lose weight. Hey Al, here's an inconvenient truth: "You're so fat, you can wear Tipper's clothes!" "When you dance, the band skips." The good news is, I have officially replaced Wynonna Judd with Al Gore as the punch line for all of my fat jokes. |
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| Item 3: | A woman in South Korea claimed the World Karaoke Record after singing to her husband for nearly 60 hours. Of course, he was perfectly healthy when she started singing. |
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| Item 4: | A New Feature: Headlines That Don't Make You Horny (From The Los Angeles Daily News February 18, 2007): "Bush Has Two Moles Taken Off Temple For Cancer Tests." |
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| Item 5: | And Another New Feature: You Write the Joke, Bay-bee! A man wore a pair of red boxer shorts over his head while robbing a convenience store in North Carolina. The cashier described the robber as a black man, 35-38 years old, 5' 11"and 12 inches long--Written by J.K. Anzler, Fresno, California |
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| Item 6: | A new study has found that people who watch more than three hours of television per day have a much higher risk of episodic erectile dysfunction. Obviously, these people are not watching what I'm watching, Bay-bee! |
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| And Finally: |
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week |
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