March 13, 2007
First Up: Caroline Rhea has been dumped from NBC's, "The Biggest Loser."  She said she didn't renew her contract because she wants to focus on signing autographs at "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch" conventions and finding work for Costaki.
Item 2:  Remember that story from New York, about the guy who had been dead for over a year, but was still sitting, mummified, in front of the television when the cops found him?  Well, authorities have finally determined what the guy was watching:  Ironically, it was a Barnaby Jones Marathon.
Item 3:  A group of women investors has purchased the "Kum and Go" convenience store chain.  The new owners plan to change the name from "Kum and Go" to "Kum and Can't You Just Stay and Cuddle for a While?"
Item 4:  Fun Fact You Should Know: 
Scientist have discovered that a honeybee is able to recognize a human's face, which explains why more and more police officers are using them in sting operations.
Item 5: Dateline--Chandler, Arizona
A man who started a fire while cooking methamphetamine drove to a Wal-Mart to buy a fire extinguisher with the hope of using it to snuff the blaze.  Authorities said he might have been successful had he used the "Ten Items or Less" line.
Item 6: Dateline--Houston, Texas
A real estate agent is offering a free gun with each home purchase.  That's one way to speed up escrow, "Finish the home inspection by tomorrow or I'll kill you, Bay-bee!"
And Finally:

The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
Two buddies are sitting in a boat fishing.  One says to the other, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife."  "How come?" asks the other.  "She hasn't spoken to me in over six months," replies the first guy.  His buddy takes a sip of his beer and says, "You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."