A beached dolphin died en route to the hospital. According to a spokesperson, he was doing okay until actor Nick Nolte, who lives close by, stopped and gave the animal mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Marine biologists are listing the official cause of death as "Accidental Overdose."
If I walk out on my check at an IHOP, is that considered an international incident?
Green Peace commissioned a photo of hundreds of people posing nude on a melting glacier. The group thinks that after seeing 300 naked men on a chunk of ice, people will undoubtedly think about shrinkage.
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
A man, tired of drawing a welfare check tells the clerk he wants a job.
"It's your lucky day," says the clerk, "One just opened up for a chauffeur for a
very rich man's nymphomaniac daughter. You will escort her to Europe, take
her shopping, and have sex with her at her at least twice a day. Your
salary will be $200,000 plus room, board and an expense account, and you'll get
six weeks of paid vacation per year." The man's jaw drops, and he asks,
"Are you bullsh&%ing me?" "Well," answers the
welfare agent, "you started it."
