The custody battle between Britney and K-Fed's over the couple's children has gotten so bad, Alec Baldwin has been given temporary custody of the kids.
Babies yawn right before they are born. I guess Good Luck Chuck was playing in the womb.
Police found a man's body in the trunk of a taxi at the impound lot. They suspect the discovery was either part of a robbery gone bad or a really bad tipper. Adding to the creepiness, the taxi had been in the yard for five days before they found the guy. Police became suspicious when they realized the cab smelled better than when they first brought it in.
The Atlas Company has removed 150 Arm Wrestling Machines from arcades after reports of players breaking bones while using them. This isn't the first time the company has had problems. Last year, it had to pull all their Glory Hole machines after reports of players…you really don't want to know.
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
A man returns from the doctor after learning he only has 24 hours to live. He
tells his wife and they make love. Six hours later, he says to his wife,
"Honey, I only have 18 hours to live, can we do it again?" "Of course," she
answers. Later, while still in bed, the husband realizes he only has eight
hours left. He taps his wife and asks, "Honey, please just more time?'
"Certainly, dear," she answers, and, they make love a third time. Afterwards,
she rolls over and falls asleep. The man, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns until he only has four hours left on earth. He taps his wife's
shoulder and says, "Honey, I only have four more hours, Do you think we can…?"
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, honey, I have to get up in the
morning. You don't."
