| First Up: | John Edwards has decided to accept public financing for the primary campaigns, reversing his earlier pledge not to. When asked why, he cited mounting pressure from the other candidates, limited fundraising time, and most important, "This hair ain't gonna cut itself!" |
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I've Got Some Bad News and Some Good News The Bad News: Britney Spears has lost custody of her children. The Good News: Britney Spears has lost custody of her children. |
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Fun Fact You Should Know A camel doesn't sweat until it's body temperature rises to 106 degrees, or Rosie O'Donnell is about to mount them. |
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| Item 4: | Nickelodeon purposely scheduled three hours of dead air in an effort to encourage kids to go out and play. Not to be out done, AMC has scheduled a Ben Affleck Marathon to encourage him to go out and look for better scripts. |
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| Item 5: | Walter Cronkite will be the face of a new cable channel called Retirement Living TV. Some of the shows that will target senior citizens include, "My Name is Earl. "What? Speak Up Sonny!," "Desperate Widows," "Meal or No Medicine," "Extreme Make-Over-Nursing Home Edition," "Name That Tumor," and, "Are You Smarter Than a Bingo Caller?" |
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The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week |
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