Kid Rock was arrested after getting into a fist fight with a customer at a Waffle House restaurant. According to a leading psychologist, this is what happens when you mix white hip-hop with southern IHOP.
Dumbledore, the beloved and recently-outed headmaster of Harry Potter fame, got his name from his old college roommate, Senator Larry Craig.
Does Osama Bin Laden receive junk mail addressed to Resident Evil?
It's impossible to breathe and swallow at the same time. Upon hearing the news, adult film star Jenna Jameson commented, "Duh."
A man was sentenced to prison for putting his son in a dog cage and making him wear a remote control training collar. No truth to the rumor that the boy was given to the man by Ellen DeGeneres because he wasn't getting along with her cats.
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
A man at a bar offers a gorgeous woman $10,000 for the opportunity to bite her
breasts just once. The woman thinks about it, and agrees, but insists that they
go out to the alley where no one can see them. The woman removes her blouse and
bra to reveal the most perfect breasts ever. As soon as he sees them he grabs
them and starts to caress, fondle, kiss and suckle on them. This goes on for
about five minutes until the woman finally asks, "Are you going to bite them or
not?" "Nah," answers the man, "It costs too much."
