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According to a new study, hate crimes have dropped 13 percent nationwide.
Call me old-fashioned, but I miss the days when crime was full of love and
good intentions. |
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Dateline--Lancaster, California
A 62 year-old man was found dead with an arrow in his chest. Police are on the
lookout for a white male, 2 feet, 3 inches tall, with wings and a diaper. |
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A rare 1888 photo of Helen Keller shown holding a doll and sitting next to her
teacher has been discovered. According to experts, the doll was a prototype of
an actual Helen Keller Doll. When you pulled the string on her back, nothing
happened! |
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Fun Fact You Should Know
In Italy, it is good luck to watch a ladybug fly into your bedroom. In France,
it is really good luck when a lady leaves your bedroom after your wife comes
home to bug you. |
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Dateline--Pontiac, Michigan
Dr. Jack Kevorkian is running for Congress as an Independent, promising to fix
Social Security single-handedly. He is using the campaign slogan, "Live Free or
Die." |
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Los Angeles Times sports writer Mike Penny has completed sexual reassignment
surgery and will soon return to his desk as a woman. His column will now be
called “Sports Without Balls.” The editors are very supportive of the
decision. In fact they are thrilled that now that he is a woman they can pay
him less. |
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The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit. She rolled the dice and landed on Science
and Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you hear them?" She thought for awhile and finally asked, "Is it on
or off?" |
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This Just Handed To Me:
Jamie Lynn Spears has announced that her baby is pregnant. |
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