Herb Peterson, the man who invented the Egg McMuffin, passed away at age 89. He actually invented it by accident while trying to go down on a muffin without getting egg on his face.
A man was arrested for having sex with a picnic table. I hope he was wearing a condiment.
The Bad News: People with big bellies have a higher risk of getting Alzheimer's. The Good News: Maybe when they go to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they'll forget what to do.
An adult film actress has organized the first ever Porn Camp, where amateurs go to learn their craft. The camp's slogan is, "We'll make you s'mores and whores."
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
A man took his wife to a rodeo. Their first stop was the bull breeding
exhibit. Above the first pen was a sign that read, "This bull mated 50 times
last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband and said, "He mated 50 times
last year." At the next pen, the sign read, "This bull mated 150 times last
year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week!" Above the third pen, the sign read, "This bull mated 365 times
last year." The wife got very excited and said, "That's once a day! You could
really learn something from this fella." The husband turns to his wife and
says, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
