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President Bush made a taped appearance on last night's episode of "Deal or
No Deal." The president said that he had always dreamed of being on a game
show, but that DOND wasn't his first choice. Unfortunately, he isn't
Smarter than a Fifth Grader." |
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Dolly Parton has just released a new song called "Jesus and Gravity." The tune
was penned immediately after a Nashville songwriter saw her topless and said,
"Oh. My. God." |
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Dateline--Magnolia, Alaska
A 19 year-old woman was shocked-and woken up--after a truck crashed into her
motel room. The young blonde told police that she blames herself because she
forgot to put out the "Do Not Disturb" sign. |
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Fun Fact You Should Know
Coconuts help stop diarrhea. Knowing this will make watching Gilligan yelling,
"Skip-peeeeeeeeeeer!"a little more difficult. Especially because of those white
pants. |
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Question of The Week
If Naomi Campbell is sent to prison for her latest altercation, could she get an
early release for being a model prisoner? |
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Burger King plans to open a chain of "Whopper Bars" across the country. The new
cafes are a smaller version of the fast-food joint, and will feature several
different Whopper options. The menu includes the spicy onion-topped "Angry
Whopper," the "Texas Double Whopper," with bacon and jalapenos, and my favorite,
the "Hillary Whopper," which includes a story from her life. |
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The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week A recent study has found that the average
American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study says Americans drink about
22 gallons of beer a year. I guess that means Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon. |
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