The mayor plans to give out free Viagra to men 60 and older. Since the announcement, his approval rating has gone up in the polls and not surprisingly, his own pole has also gone up.
A 90 year-old woman backed into a McDonald's with her car. She said it wasn't her fault because the sign said, "Drive through."
A man has asked a judge for permission to legally change his name to "In God We Trust." If approved, his brother plans to change his name to "Everyone one else pays cash."
If you're having phone sex and the connection is bad, is it okay to say "Come again?"
For the first time in the communist nation, citizens are finally allowed to buy home computers and they are flying off the shelves. The most popular model has a hand crank and comes fully loaded with Windows '59.
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week
A husband says to his wife, "When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?" "I clean the toilet bowl," she answers.
"How does that help?" he asks. "I use your tooth brush."
