| First Up: |
Last week, real estate investor Brooke Mueller tied the knot with fiancé
Charlie Sheen. This is her first marriage, and, the first time she's closed
escrow on a real fixer-upper. |
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| Item 2: | A new study has found that cell phone use might cause men to have weak sperm. Of course, it depends on what you're streaming on your download. |
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| Item 3: | The Los Angeles Superior Court has ruled that Britney Spears will be allowed more visitation time with her children. It's a double blessing for the Popmom, as the decision comes just in time for National Take Your Kid To Rehab Day. |
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Dateline: Galesburg, Illinois An 84 year-old man was attacked by a homeless guy wielding a box of Moon Pies. The elderly man was actually in good spirits after the incident, explaining, "I'm happy to get pie any way I can at my age." |
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| Item 5: | Jerry Mathers, AKA "The Beaver," turned 60 on June 2. Sadly, no one attended his birthday party, because nobody really needs to see beaver over thirty. |
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| Item 6: | Idaho Senator Larry Craig is writing a book that will include a chapter on his arrest for allegedly soliciting sex in an airport bathroom. The soon-to-be-best-seller is tentatively titled, "Lord of the Flies." |
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| And Finally: |
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week |
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