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June 03, 2003
First Up:
After tense competition, the winner of the National Spelling Bee was Sai Gunturi. The winning word, "Homogeekess."
Item 2:
President Bush and Air Force One landed in France on Sunday. No truth to the rumor that the whole air traffic control surrendered.
Item 3:
Ellen DeGeneres says her new role in the animated film "Finding Nemo" has made her rethink her diet. The comedienne says, "Now it's hard for me to eat fish." In a related story, Ellen's girlfriend has left her.
Item 4:
A Sad Note: A scorching heat wave has claimed 800 lives in India. The Sad Part: That was just one apartment.
Item 5:
According to a spokesman for Paul McCartney, Heather Mills is pregnant with the couple's first child. They made the announcement so she would have a leg up on the gossip columnists.
Item 6:
Dateline - Kissimmee, Florida: Local police are disguising themselves as hobos in an effort to catch drivers who run red lights. Homeless advocates are outraged because this may give hobos a bad name.
And Finally:
Dateline - Michigan: Police are blaming a traffic accident on a truck driver who said he lost control while making a bologna sandwich. After further investigation, it turns out he actually lost control of the wheel while sandwiching his bologna between his hands.

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
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2019 Dates
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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