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June 03, 2003
First Up:
After tense competition, the winner of the National Spelling Bee was Sai Gunturi. The winning word, "Homogeekess."
Item 2:
President Bush and Air Force One landed in France on Sunday. No truth to the rumor that the whole air traffic control surrendered.
Item 3:
Ellen DeGeneres says her new role in the animated film "Finding Nemo" has made her rethink her diet. The comedienne says, "Now it's hard for me to eat fish." In a related story, Ellen's girlfriend has left her.
Item 4:
A Sad Note: A scorching heat wave has claimed 800 lives in India. The Sad Part: That was just one apartment.
Item 5:
According to a spokesman for Paul McCartney, Heather Mills is pregnant with the couple's first child. They made the announcement so she would have a leg up on the gossip columnists.
Item 6:
Dateline - Kissimmee, Florida: Local police are disguising themselves as hobos in an effort to catch drivers who run red lights. Homeless advocates are outraged because this may give hobos a bad name.
And Finally:
Dateline - Michigan: Police are blaming a traffic accident on a truck driver who said he lost control while making a bologna sandwich. After further investigation, it turns out he actually lost control of the wheel while sandwiching his bologna between his hands.

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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