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July 08, 2003
First Up:
According to a recent study, nearly half of all women who use condoms aren't getting the protection they need. The #1 problem? They don't have a penis.
Item 2:
Pamela Anderson is offering a wake-up service for $7.99 a month. For an extra 50 bucks, she'll go home with you.
Item 3:
Jenny Craig has offered American Idol winner Rueben Studdard one million dollars to lose 100 pounds. Rueben said, "I thought I did that when I beat that little runt Clay!"
Item 4:
A Sad Note: David S. Loeb, the co-founder of one of America's largest mortgage companies passed away at the age of 79. According to a family spokesperson, since he died on the 1st, they have until the 15th to bury him.
Item 5:
Fun Fact You Should Know: California spends $2,500 a day to pick up bottles of urine from motorists who have relieved themselves while stuck in traffic. In a related story, the state also spends $500 a day to clean the crap out of "Soon-to-find-out-if-he's-going-to-be-recalled" Governor Gray Davis' pants.
Item 6:
Dateline - Montreal, Canada: The Health Ministry has set up a safe injection site for drug users and for gay men who want to consummate their gay marriage.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week: Dateline - Spain: Animal rights activists in Pamplona stripped naked and ran through the streets to protest the Running of The Bulls. Organizers are already planning to do this next year with a thousand naked men and call it "The Running of The Balls."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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