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July 08, 2003
First Up:
According to a recent study, nearly half of all women who use condoms aren't getting the protection they need. The #1 problem? They don't have a penis.
Item 2:
Pamela Anderson is offering a wake-up service for $7.99 a month. For an extra 50 bucks, she'll go home with you.
Item 3:
Jenny Craig has offered American Idol winner Rueben Studdard one million dollars to lose 100 pounds. Rueben said, "I thought I did that when I beat that little runt Clay!"
Item 4:
A Sad Note: David S. Loeb, the co-founder of one of America's largest mortgage companies passed away at the age of 79. According to a family spokesperson, since he died on the 1st, they have until the 15th to bury him.
Item 5:
Fun Fact You Should Know: California spends $2,500 a day to pick up bottles of urine from motorists who have relieved themselves while stuck in traffic. In a related story, the state also spends $500 a day to clean the crap out of "Soon-to-find-out-if-he's-going-to-be-recalled" Governor Gray Davis' pants.
Item 6:
Dateline - Montreal, Canada: The Health Ministry has set up a safe injection site for drug users and for gay men who want to consummate their gay marriage.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week: Dateline - Spain: Animal rights activists in Pamplona stripped naked and ran through the streets to protest the Running of The Bulls. Organizers are already planning to do this next year with a thousand naked men and call it "The Running of The Balls."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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