Click on a year to see the reports: 2008 2007 2006 2004 2003
July 29, 2003
First Up:
According to Time magazine, five in one students are dyslexic.
Item 2:
"Mini-Me" actor Verne Troyer is engaged to marry six-foot two-inch model Genevieve Gallen. He said he plans to save money by standing on top of the wedding cake and serving as ring bearer.
Item 3:
Liza Minnelli and David Gest are getting a divorce. She said this will be her last marriage, from now on she'll just grow a beard.
Item 4:
According to The American Journal of Medicine, eating like an ape will lower your cholesterol. The only known side effect is becoming seven times more likely to throw your poop at someone when you're pissed off.
Item 5:
Another study has found that eating fish on a regular basis reduces the risk of Alzheimer's disease. The study took place over a period of fifteen years and monitored the habits of 100 lesbians and an Eskimo.
Item 6:
Ex-Baylor basketball player Carlton Dotson was arrested on suspicion of killing his roommate, Patrick James Dennehy II. He was charged with "murder with intent to harm." As opposed to the lesser charge of "murder, but I was just kidding around."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week: A man goes to his pharmacist and asks for a vial of cyanide. The pharmacist says, "What's it for?" The man says, "I want to kill my wife!" The pharmacist says, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your wife." The man pulls out a picture of her and shows it to him. The pharmacist says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

Click here to see the photos!
2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
click here
Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
click here
Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
click here
Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
click here
Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
click here
Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
click here
Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
click here
Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
click here
Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
click here
Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
click here
Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
click here
Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
click here
Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
click here
Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
click here
Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
click here
Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
click here
Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
click here
Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
click here
Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
click here
Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
click here
Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
click here
Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
click here
For information: 818-314-9577
Email: abcmess57@gmail.com

Copyright ©1997-2019 Bob Zany

Webmaster: Jason Parrish at entertainment group