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August 03, 2003
First Up:
Dateline - Los Angeles, California: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has thrown his American Flag diaper into the race for Governor. He said that if he is elected, he'll put a beaver in every stream and turn California into The Golden Shower State.
Item 2:
According to Newsweek, Uday and Qusey Hussein were found with a briefcase full of Viagra after their deadly shoot out. Talk about being in-between Iraq and a hard place!
Item 3:
The former chief executive of Charter Communications cable TV pleaded guilty to wire fraud. He'll be sentenced Tuesday, September 9th between 9:00 am and noon, or between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm.
Item 4:
Question of The Week: Do parents of kids with that horrible aging disease say, "They grow up so fast."?
Item 5:
Dateline - North Little Rock, Arkansas: A man was arrested for shooting his girlfriend in the leg. She wasn't seriously hurt, but according to eyewitnesses, she was hopping mad.
Item 6:
Kobe Bryant was picked as Favorite Male Athlete of The Year at the Teen Choice Awards. I hear the competition was fierce; he beat out ex-Baylor basketball player Carlton Dotson by three votes.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of the Week: A woman pleaded guilty to running a brothel out of a local golf course. Which give a whole new meaning to "The 19th Hole." The brothel was discovered by accident when a cop playing the course asked where the ball washer was located. A fellow linkster pointed to a blonde in fish-net stockings.

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2019 Dates
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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