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September 02, 2003
First Up:
A new study has found that 95 percent of men admitted to masturbating. The other five percent couldn't handle the question.
Item 2:
Dateline - Santa Clarita, California: The city's program of recycling dirty diapers will be discontinued. According to the program manager, "People will have to dispose of them the old-fashioned way: In the parking lots of WalMarts and Target stores.
Item 3:
During a six nation meeting, North Korean officials said that they are planning to test a nuclear bomb. A US official responded, "That's so weird! So are we! Right in the middle of your capital."
Item 4:
A Sad Note: Cowgirl Connie Reeves passed away at the age of 101. She died after being thrown from her horse. Eyewitnesses say that she was a true cowgirl to the end. Even after she died, she got back on her horse.
Item 5:
California Governor Update: Comedian Gallagher, who's running for the highest office in California, has just clinched the watermelon pickers union vote. Also, Gary Coleman has come up with a new campaign slogan, "Elect Me Governor and I can Be My Own Security Guard."
Item 6:
Dateline - Albany, New York: The state's Attorney General is suing a travel agency that was actually a front for men seeking sex from Asian prostitutes. He said he became suspicious when men called and asked for "The John Bizarre Special."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week: Three nuns die, go to heaven, and are met by St. Peter. The Keeper of The Pearly gates says, "Sisters, you all lead such wonderful lives, I'm granting you six months back on Earth to be anyone you want to be." The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" and poof! she was gone. The second nun says, "I want to be Madonna" and poof! she was gone. The third nun says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini." St. Peter, visibly confused says, "I'm sorry, but that name doesn't ring a bell." The nun takes a newspaper clipping from her pocket and hands it to St. Peter. He reads it and starts laughing, "No sister, the paper says it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1400 men in six months."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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