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September 23, 2003
First Up:
Dateline - Northern California: A high school student wants to start a club on her campus called "The Caucasian Club". School officials have turned down the request explaining, "We already have one of those. It's called "The Chess Club".
Item 2:
Finnish researchers say that they have discovered the gene that causes dyslexia. According to one researcher, "Glad we are boy, we dyslexia found the gene!"
Item 3:
The FBI says that the pizza delivery guy who died after a bomb around his neck went off may have been a part of a new pizza promotion, "Pizza in 30 minutes or less, or the driver gets it!"
Item 4:
A new study has found that 11 million Americans have driven while under the influence of illegal drugs. The study is shocking because before this, the government didn't know there were so many pilots and bus drivers.
Item 5:
Senator Kennedy said the case for war was a fraud, "made up in Texas." He went on to say, "I'm only a couple of pounds overweight, I'm actually a tee-totaler, and, people often ask me to be the Designated Driver."
Item 6:
Last Thursday, was "National Talk Like A Pirate Day". The most popular phrases overheard that day included: "Ahoy, there!" "Arrrrgggghh, Matey" and, "I think my parrot just pooped on my shoulder."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week: A man and a woman are having an argument over who should brew the morning coffee. The wife says, "You should, since you get up in the morning first." the husband disagrees, explaining, "You should, since you're in charge of the cooking." The wife insists, "No you should do it. In fact it says so int he bible." The man says, "I can't believe that, show me." So the woman opens up the New Testament and shows him the top of several pages which say, "Hebrews".

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Del Lago Casino
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
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Carson City, NV
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Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Burlington, IA
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Mason City, IA
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Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Lowell, AR
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