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October 14, 2003
First Up:
The US government has released a list of the most dangerous jobs in America. Topping the list is Lumberjack, followed by Vegas Tiger Illusionist and New York Yankee.
Item 2:
Dateline - Audubon, Minnesota A truck hauling a load of turkey manure overturned on Highway 10. IN a related story, Turkey Manure Days at Menard's have been cancelled.
Item 3:
Dateline: North Hollywood, California A seventy year-old man pleaded guilty to impersonating a doctor. Authorities said that patients became suspicious because he actually spent time with them, listend to their problems, and tried to help them.
Item 4:
I've Got Some Bad News And Some Good News: The Bad News: Men who smoke marijuana affect their sperm and the speed at which their sperm travels. The Good News: I guess Clinton really didn't inhale!
Item 5:
When Madonna was asked her opinion about the significant age difference between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, she replied, "I've got used condoms on my nightstand older than him."
Item 6:
First Lady Laura Bush said that George W. writes her poems all the time. I actually have one right here:Laura, Laura Without you I can't function, It's like being in Iraq, Without weapons of Mass Destruction.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week: Clem pulls over to the side of the road to show Jed where he had sex for the first time. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly," recalled Clem, a little misty-eyed. "It was warm, the middle of summer…we were so in love. We walked down to that tree and did it for hours." "That sounds great," said Jed. "Yes, it was okay until I looked up and saw her mother standing right above us, watching." "Oh my god!" exclaimed Jed, "What did her mother say?" "Baaaaa…"

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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