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January 13, 2004
First Up:
Osama Bin Laden has released his eighth recording since September 11th. According to industry experts one more and he'll have a boxed set.
Item 2:
Michael Jackson fans plan to travel to Santa Barbara in a show of support when The King of Pop is arraigned on child molestation charges. Organizers say they've already rented a Ford Fiesta and a scooter and have another scooter on stand-by if needed.
Item 3:
Barbra Streisand demands that her swimming pool water be kept at a toasty 76 degrees. She flipped out recently when she discovered it to be a degree hotter, and called her pool guy to complain at 3:00 in the morning. He said, "Hey, if you want it to cool down fast, why don't you dip your vagina in it!"
Item 4:
A Sad Note Charles Dumas, the first high jumper to clear seven feet, passed away at the age of 66. Per his wishes, there will be a quiet ceremony and then he will be buried seven-feet and one inch.
Item 5:
Fund Fact You Should Know According to housekeeping experts, a good way to clean a grungy toilet bowl is with Tang, the orange-flavored instant breakfast drink. And, as a bonus, your dog will feel like an astronaut.
Item 6:
Canadian researchers say they see a sharp rise in children who are allergic to nuts. The most susceptible kids are those under three feet who cling to their father's leg.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week: A man at his wife's funeral. While following her casket, one of the pallbearers hits the wall. The casket opens, the presumed-dead wife sits up and shouts, "Honey! I'm alive!" The man says, "It's a miracle, we thought you were a goner." Ten years go by and she dies "again." The man, once again following the casket, says to the pallbearer, "Watch out for that fucking wall."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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