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March 16, 2004
First Up:
Dateline: Clare, IowaMore than 80,000 chickens died in a fire at Sparboe Farms. Eyewitnesses said they would have lived if only they had listened to the sole-survivor, "Chicken Little."
Item 2:
The FDA is about to approve a new pill that will help people lose weight and quit smoking at the same time. I thought they already had that ... it's called cyanide.
Item 3:
Wal-Mart has become the first company to hit a quarter trillion dollars in sales. Though analysts admit that they might have to revise that number since the company no longer accepts million dollar bills. In A Related Story: The Georgia woman who tried to pass the million dollar bill was arrested, but wasn't locked up because luckily, she had a "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know: There are 19,000 different ways you can order a cup of coffee from Starbucks. Coincidentally, that is the same number of times you need to describe your order before the barrista! gets it right.
Item 5:
Dateline: Dickerson, North Dakota The city is turning a former Catholic boarding house into a state prison. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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