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March 16, 2004
First Up:
Dateline: Clare, IowaMore than 80,000 chickens died in a fire at Sparboe Farms. Eyewitnesses said they would have lived if only they had listened to the sole-survivor, "Chicken Little."
Item 2:
The FDA is about to approve a new pill that will help people lose weight and quit smoking at the same time. I thought they already had that ... it's called cyanide.
Item 3:
Wal-Mart has become the first company to hit a quarter trillion dollars in sales. Though analysts admit that they might have to revise that number since the company no longer accepts million dollar bills. In A Related Story: The Georgia woman who tried to pass the million dollar bill was arrested, but wasn't locked up because luckily, she had a "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know: There are 19,000 different ways you can order a cup of coffee from Starbucks. Coincidentally, that is the same number of times you need to describe your order before the barrista! gets it right.
Item 5:
Dateline: Dickerson, North Dakota The city is turning a former Catholic boarding house into a state prison. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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