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March 23, 2004
First Up:
A new study says found that the older men get, the more damaged their sperm becomes. Especially if they store it in a sock!
Item 2:
Dateline - Las Vegas, Nevada: Police arrested a man accused of being the Columbus Ohio Sniper. I guess what happens in Ohio, doesn't stay in Ohio!
Item 3:
Donald Trump wants to trademark the term, "You're Fired." If successful, he also plans trademark "Big Pompous Ass," "Screw The Little Guy!" and, "Bad Comb-Over."
Item 4:
A Sad Note Two employees at a Wendy's were caught bathing in a restaurant sink. The sad part? They still didn't wash their hands!
Item 5:
Question of The Week If my dog is diagnosed with cataracts, do I call him Blind-Spot?
Item 6:
I've Got Some Good News and Some Bad News The Good News: A 61 year-old bank teller stopped a would-be bank robber by faking a heart attack. The Bad News: She was trying to fake an orgasm.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week: Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after Sunday morning service in tears. "What's bothering you, my dear Mary?" asks the priest. "Oh, Father," answered Mary, "My husband passed away last night." "Oh, that's terrible news." replied Father O'Grady, "Tell me, Mary, did Mr. Clancy have a last request?" "Yes Father, he did," answered Mary. "And what was it?" inquired the priest. "He said, 'Mary, please! Put the gun down!'"

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
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2019 Dates
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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