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March 23, 2004
First Up:
A new study says found that the older men get, the more damaged their sperm becomes. Especially if they store it in a sock!
Item 2:
Dateline - Las Vegas, Nevada: Police arrested a man accused of being the Columbus Ohio Sniper. I guess what happens in Ohio, doesn't stay in Ohio!
Item 3:
Donald Trump wants to trademark the term, "You're Fired." If successful, he also plans trademark "Big Pompous Ass," "Screw The Little Guy!" and, "Bad Comb-Over."
Item 4:
A Sad Note Two employees at a Wendy's were caught bathing in a restaurant sink. The sad part? They still didn't wash their hands!
Item 5:
Question of The Week If my dog is diagnosed with cataracts, do I call him Blind-Spot?
Item 6:
I've Got Some Good News and Some Bad News The Good News: A 61 year-old bank teller stopped a would-be bank robber by faking a heart attack. The Bad News: She was trying to fake an orgasm.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week: Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after Sunday morning service in tears. "What's bothering you, my dear Mary?" asks the priest. "Oh, Father," answered Mary, "My husband passed away last night." "Oh, that's terrible news." replied Father O'Grady, "Tell me, Mary, did Mr. Clancy have a last request?" "Yes Father, he did," answered Mary. "And what was it?" inquired the priest. "He said, 'Mary, please! Put the gun down!'"

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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