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May 04, 2004
First Up:
Dateline: Virginia - The state has put bugs on the endangered species list. Followed closely by books and teeth.
Item 2:
A new study has found that anorexic women are less likely to get breast cancer. It also found that they are less likely to have breasts, butts, thighs and surprisingly, elbows.
Item 3:
Dateline: Lexington. Kentucky A doctor testing an instrument equipped with robotic arms failed to remove a cancerous prostate from a patient. Apparently the problem began when the arms started flapping up and down saying, "Danger! Danger! Will Robinson! Danger!" before entering the man's rectum.
Item 4:
Question of The Week: Does Jimmy Dean's Sausage website have a bunch of links?
Item 5:
Dateline: Des Moines, Iowa A 300 pound golf ball was stolen from a man's home. Police are on the lookout for a man with the world's largest wood.
Item 6:
Dateline: Reno, Nevada Two clowns, Cuddles and Canoli, were let go from Circus Circus Hotel and Casino as a cost-saving measure. Other cost- saving measures include: Black Jack will now be 12 instead of 21. Rename the hotel, "Just Circus." Replace the trademark elephant with a live, local republican law-maker, slashing the hay budget by half.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week: A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence, with the exception of two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders brings him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. The elders nod and send him away for seven more years, when he is called in again. He says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years goes by and at their scheduled meeting, he says, "I quit." "Well, that doesn't surprise us," said the eldest elder, "All you've done since you got here is bitch and complain."

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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