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May 11, 2004
First Up:
Rosie O'Donnell will star in the new CBS TV movie, "Riding The Bus With My Sister." Rosie will play the bus.
Item 2:
German super-model Heidi Klum gave birth to an eight pound baby girl. Mother and daughter are doing fine, and only 26 pounds apart.
Item 3:
Dixie Chick Martie Maguire gave birth to twins on April 26th. She decided on a C-Section, because she didn't want to be accused of tearing into another Bush.
Item 4:
A Sad Note: Dateline -- Juneau, Alaska A fisherman was killed after thirty thousand pounds of fish fell on him. The Sad Part? He had just won an argument with a co-worker about fish being good for you.
Item 5:
Starting May 17th, porn spammers will have to label their e-mail, "Sexually Explicit." So next time you get an e-mail titled, "I Want Your Big Fat Fingers In My Hot Honey Hole," it probably really is someone looking for a beekeeper.
Item 6:
Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant says that after this season, he'll test the free-agent market. I hear there's a lot of interest from both The Leavenworth Pinstripes and The San Quentin Queens.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week: Two campers are walking through the woods when they spot a huge brown bear. The bear spots them, and starts heading their way. The first guy immediately drops to the ground and puts on a pair of running shoes. The second guys says, " Sneakers aren't gonna help you outrun that bear!" To which the first guy replied, "I don't need to outrun the bear, I need to outrun you!"

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2019 Dates
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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