Click on a year to see the reports: 2008 2007 2006 2004 2003
June 01, 2004
First Up:
Dateline -- Arkansas: A 38 year-old woman gave birth to her fifteenth child. The amazing part? Not one of them was fathered by Bill Clinton.
Item 2:
Dateline -- London: A baby was born after being conceived with 21 year-old sperm. The baby is doing fine, except that he still thinks Reagan is president and Michael Jackson is black.
Item 3:
During an outdoor concert in New York City, a bird pooped in Cyndi Lauper's mouth. Coincidentally, people who attended the concert also left with a bad taste in their mouth.
Item 4:
Dateline -- Louisiana: The State Supreme Court removed a district judge for being drunk on the bench. Officials became suspicious when every time he hit his gavel and said, "Order in the court!" a waitress would bring him a double vodka tonic.
Item 5:
A new study has found that Texas fourth graders are the heaviest in the nation. This could be due to the fact that many of the kids still have a sibling on their back from when they crossed the Rio Grande.
Item 6:
The International Olympic Committee has announced that transsexuals may compete in the next Olympic games. Haven't the East Germans been doing this for years?
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week: Muldoon, the farmer, lived deep in the country for many years with only his loyal dog for company. Eventually, his dog passed away. The distraught farmer went to his priest and said, "Father my dog passed away and I was hoping you could say a mass him, as he was my best and only friend." The priest said, "I'm sorry about your pet, but we can't hold a service for an animal in the church. However, there's a new church down the road, maybe they can help you" "Thank you, Father, " said the farmer, "Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?" The Father quickly responded, "Son, why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"

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2019 Dates
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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