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January 10, 2006
First Up:
Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to the hospital after experiencing shortness of breath. Fortunately for us, he's ok. Remember, if anything happens to him, George Bush becomes president.
Item 2:
And speaking of President Bush, historians say that he is at the critical mid-term mark of his presidency. Throughout history, this period of a presidency has always been referred to as the "six-year itch." The only exception was the Clinton administration. They used the phrase mostly to explain an intern's sick leave.
Item 3:
Thanks to the success of Brokeback Mountain, there is talk of a female version. This one will star Rosie O'Donnell and be called The Big Valley.
Item 4:
Dateline--Birmingham, Alabama Police are looking for the person who stole a brass beaver statue from the front of a local preserve. Cops have nicknamed the thief "The Redundant Bandit" since he snatched a beaver.
Item 5:
Dateline-France Doctors were able to separate twins who were joined at the spine. The operation is a medical first for France since most citizens have no spine in the first place.
Item 6:
Hotels are now offering customers wake-up calls specially designed to rouse guests more effectively. I've used this service and it really does work. I picked up the phone and heard a recording of Nathan Lane saying, "You were fantastic last night!"
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A man was slipping in and out of a coma for several months. His wife stayed by his bedside the whole time. One day he during a moment of consciousness, he said to her, "You've been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there. When my business went under, you were there. Even when I got shot, you were by my side. When I lost the house on a bet, you stuck with me. "Yes," replied his wife, "you're right about that." "You know what I think?" asked the husband. "What?" she answered, gazing into her husband's eyes. "I think you're bad luck!"

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