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January 31, 2006
First Up:
Oprah Winfrey apologized for recommending the fabricated memoir, A Million Little Pieces, telling her audience, "I do not condone such lies." Next week on Oprah's Book Club Apology: Dr Phil's Weight Loss Secrets.
Item 2:
And Speaking of Books A major publisher has plans to release a chronicle of a woman who lived life as a man for eight months. It's tentatively titled, Seacrest, Outed!
Item 3:
The UPN and WB networks have joined forces to become the new CW Network. According to an insider, this will save viewers a lot of time, because now they only have to ignore one channel.
Item 4:
Dateline: Sweden Car makers have introduced the first female crash-test dummy. The new gender might not work out so well, because, unlike its male counter-part, this model will actually stop and ask for directions around the brick wall.
Item 5:
A surprising new study has found that rape in men's prisons is very rare. The few inmates who are victims of sexual assault were asking for it in those tight little orange jumpsuits.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week An elderly couple was attending church services. About half-way through the sermon, the man whispers in his wife's ear, "I just cut a silent fart. What should I do?" "Put a new battery in your hearing aide."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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