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January 31, 2006
First Up:
Oprah Winfrey apologized for recommending the fabricated memoir, A Million Little Pieces, telling her audience, "I do not condone such lies." Next week on Oprah's Book Club Apology: Dr Phil's Weight Loss Secrets.
Item 2:
And Speaking of Books A major publisher has plans to release a chronicle of a woman who lived life as a man for eight months. It's tentatively titled, Seacrest, Outed!
Item 3:
The UPN and WB networks have joined forces to become the new CW Network. According to an insider, this will save viewers a lot of time, because now they only have to ignore one channel.
Item 4:
Dateline: Sweden Car makers have introduced the first female crash-test dummy. The new gender might not work out so well, because, unlike its male counter-part, this model will actually stop and ask for directions around the brick wall.
Item 5:
A surprising new study has found that rape in men's prisons is very rare. The few inmates who are victims of sexual assault were asking for it in those tight little orange jumpsuits.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week An elderly couple was attending church services. About half-way through the sermon, the man whispers in his wife's ear, "I just cut a silent fart. What should I do?" "Put a new battery in your hearing aide."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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