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February 07, 2006
First Up:
Last week Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, which means six more weeks of winter. In a related story, Dr. Phil saw his shadow, which means six more seasons of televised home-spun crap.
Item 2:
Dateline-France The woman who had the world's first face transplant held a press conference last week. She said she feels great even though her lips don't move when she talks. She said she was looking forward to returning to her normal life and pursuing her dream of becoming a ventriloquist.
Item 3:
Dateline--The Middle East Because of the furor caused by an Islamic cartoon in a Danish newspaper, thousands of students are holding demonstrations and chanting, "Death to Denmark." It's gotten so bad, Danish citizens traveling abroad are actually telling people they're Americans.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A State Trooper pulled a farmer over on a rural road late one night and told him, "Sir, do you know that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" "Oh, Thank God!" exclaimed the farmer, "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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