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February 07, 2006
First Up:
Last week Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, which means six more weeks of winter. In a related story, Dr. Phil saw his shadow, which means six more seasons of televised home-spun crap.
Item 2:
Dateline-France The woman who had the world's first face transplant held a press conference last week. She said she feels great even though her lips don't move when she talks. She said she was looking forward to returning to her normal life and pursuing her dream of becoming a ventriloquist.
Item 3:
Dateline--The Middle East Because of the furor caused by an Islamic cartoon in a Danish newspaper, thousands of students are holding demonstrations and chanting, "Death to Denmark." It's gotten so bad, Danish citizens traveling abroad are actually telling people they're Americans.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A State Trooper pulled a farmer over on a rural road late one night and told him, "Sir, do you know that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" "Oh, Thank God!" exclaimed the farmer, "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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