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March 07, 2006
First Up:
According to a new poll, 47 percent of people believe that the government will protect their most personal information. The other 53 percent wanted to know, "How the hell did you get my unlisted number?"
Item 2:
This year's Academy Award winner for best original song was "It's Hard Out Their For A Pimp," from the movie "Hustle and Flow." It beat out the original song from Brokeback Mountain "It's Hard Out There In The Pup Tent."
Item 3:
Showtime's lesbian drama "The L Word," has introduced a perfume, called, "L." Their slogan is, "It's Strong Enough For The Woman Who Is The Man In The Relationship."
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know The most frequently shoplifted item is The Bible. The second? "Visit Hell On $9 A Day."
Item 5:
Dateline--Spotsylvania, Virginia The sheriff said that he will no longer pay for undercover cops to receive sexual services while investigating suspected prostitution. He knew there was a problem when suspects were told, "You have the right to remain silent, and I'll keep my trap shut, too."
Item 6:
Dateline--Hingham, Massachusetts A retail store has apologized for an advertisement that offered a sale on "Wife-beater" shirts. They also planned to discontinue the sale of "She Had It Coming" sweats and the "Burning Bed" sheet collection.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week An Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned." "What is it child?" asked the priest. The girl answered, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl and said, "I have good news. That isn't a sin, it's just a mistake."

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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