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March 21, 2006
First Up:
According to a new study, researchers claim that they can tell if a man is gay just by his body language. Another way to tell is if he walks into a room a sequined thong and twirling sparklers.
Item 2:
Del Monte Foods has acquired Milk-Bone Dog Treats. Del Monte is Spanish for "of the mountain" and Milk Bone is English slang for having your way with a cow.
Item 3:
Dateline--Columbia, South Carolina The Surgeon General says that obesity is the terrorist within. I hear that inside of Wynonna Judd, three plotters are trying desperately to get out.
Item 4:
Researchers at the University of North Carolina found that over 50 percent of anorexics suffer from the disease because of their genes. Especially if you can no longer squeeze into them.
Item 5:
It's official: the popular 80s' television show Dallas will be made into a movie. John Travolta will play JR and Jennifer Lopez will play his long-suffering wife, Sue Ellen. In this version, JR almost gets shot, but Sue Ellen's big fat ass gets in the way.
Item 6:
Donald Trump's wife Melania gave birth to an eight-pound eight-ounce baby boy. The Donald says he's very happy about the new addition, and even happier about the eight-pound, five-ounce return on his investment.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week Two friends, a blonde and a redhead are walking down street when the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. "Oh crap," exclaimed the redhead, "My boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks at her quizzically and asks, "You don't like getting flowers?" "I love getting flowers," explains the redhead, "but he always has expectations after giving them to me. I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." Still puzzled, the blonde asks, "Don't you have a vase?"

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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