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April 18, 2006
First Up:
Dateline--Hollywood, CaliforniaWinnie The Pooh received a star on the Walk of Fame. According to residents, this isn't the first time there has been Pooh all over Hollywood Boulevard.
Item 2:
Dateline—Washington DC The Annual White House Easter Egg Roll took place yesterday in The Rose Garden. A large number of gay and lesbian parents were in attendance. It was the first time in Roll history that the Easter Eggs were provided by a donor.
Item 3:
Tom Cruise was asked by Diane Sawyer if his baby will be Catholic like his fiancée, Katie Holmes. He said, "No," but went on to say, "You can be Catholic and be a Scientologist." Well, if you follow that logic, I guess you can also be dating a woman who is carrying your child and be gay.
Item 4:
I've Got Some Bad News And Some Good News Washington State was killed when police repeatedly stunned it with a taser gun. The Good News The guy humping the cow was ok, because he was grounded.
Item 5:
According to a new study, only 59 percent of brides-to-be expect to have sex on their wedding night. Twenty-eight percent plan to sleep. The remaining 13 percent answered, "Let me check with my wedding planner."
Item 6:
Dateline—Iowa Two airline passengers infected with the mumps may have spread the disease to six other states. In a related story, Northwest Airlines will charge $25 extra for a non-mumps infected seat.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week An elderly man puts on his coat and heads for the door. "Where are you going?" asks his wife. "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of that Viagra." He answers. His wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her coat, too. "Where are you going?" asks the husband. "I'm going to doctor, too" replies his wife, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm going to get a tetanus shot!"

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