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May 02, 2006
First Up:
It's official: Barbara Walters announced that Rosie O'Donnell is joining the cast of The View. Finally, a man's perspective on the show.
Item 2:
Yesterday thousands of undocumented workers walked off their jobs to participate in "A Day Without Immigrants." Or, as business travelers at hotels called it, "A Day Without Pillow Mints."
Item 3:
I've Got Some Bad News And Some Good News The Bad News A Colorado man was swatted to the ground and chased to his car by a bear after leaving an outhouse. The Good News Since he was leaving the outhouse, the incident didn't scare the crap out of him.
Item 4:
A Sad Note Test Pilot Scott Crossfield, the first man to fly twice the speed of sound, passed away at the age of 84. Per his wishes, mourners will be asked for twice the moment of silence.
Item 5:
Tom Cruise has announced that he has renamed changed his fiancée's name from Katie to Kate, because Katie is a young girl's name. He said she would still address him as she always did as, "Mr. Cruise, Sir."
Item 6:
Dateline—Miami A 76 year-old man claiming to be a doctor was caught giving women mammograms exams door-to-door. For the record, I know the guy's brother and he is a real doctor. Otherwise I would have never let him give me a free testical exam and backrub!"
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed For The Winter."

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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