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May 16, 2006
First Up:
Archeologists have uncovered a road that is 2000 years old. They were able to determine the age of the road based on the type of stone that was used to build it. Oh, and they also found a "This portion of the highway was adopted by Larry King" sign.
Item 2:
Dateline--Oakland,California: A carpenter was arrested after the person who hired him came home early and found the guy building bookcases in the nude. Yikes. And I've always been worried about hitting my thumb with a hammer.
Item 3:
Fun Fact You Should Know At birth, the human body is 78 percent liquid. And 98 proof if you're a Kennedy.
Item 4:
Deaf actress Marlee Matlin will join the cast of Showtime's lesbian drama, "The L Word." Producers said she got the part because she's really good at reading lips.
Item 5:
Dateline--Clovis, California: City planners have built a sewage treatment plant that is disguised as a farmhouse. Originally, they were going to disguise it as City Hall, because everyone knows it's full of crap! Boy, I'd hate to be the traveling salesman who shows up at that farm.
Item 6:
Airbus has been pitching the idea of a standing room only flight to Asia. Passengers would be propped up against a padded backboard and held in place with a harness. The good news is, if you have enough Frequent Flyer Miles, you can upgrade to a squat.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A blonde shopping at a department store picked up a thermos and asked the clerk, "What is this?" "A thermos," answered the clerk, "it keeps some things hot, and some things cold." "Wow, that's amazing!" exclaimed the blonde, "I'm going to buy it." The next day, she brought it to work to show if off to her colleagues. "Look everybody! I got a Thermos!" said the excited blonde, "it keeps some things hot, and some and some things cold." "What do you have in it?" asked a co-worker. "Two Popsicles and some coffee!"

Bob Zany's Goodwill Tour Bob Zany's
Goodwill Tour

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2019 Dates
and Venues

May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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