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June 13, 2006
First Up:
First Up: Dateline--Washington, DC A new city program will provide free voice mail service to homeless people. The program is a result of numerous complaints filed by homeless people who were missing way too many calls from mortgage brokers offering to re-fi their cardboard boxes.
Item 2:
When former Vice President Al Gore was asked if he plans to run for president in 2008, he replied, "Been there, done that!" I hear he said the same thing to Tipper on their honeymoon night."
Item 3:
Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter Mary is promoting her new book, "Now It's My Turn." When asked which parent she favored, Mary told Time magazine, "I'm probably more like my dad."
Item 4:
Fun Fact You Should Know It cost the US Mint 1.23 cents to make a penny. The reason? The price of metal, manufacturing and transportation costs, and oh yeah, Lincoln's makeover.
Item 5:
Dateline: Pierre, South Dakota The public will vote on two new laws in November. One will allow marijuana use for medical purposes, and the other will limit the use of state-owned airplanes. One confused voter asked, "Do they want me to get high or don't they?"
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun, "I'm so tired of Chardonnay."

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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