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June 27, 2006
First Up:
In Music News Aerosmith and Motley Crue plan to tour together this fall. Promoters are expecting huge crowds for the shows, tentatively billed as, "Bands That Slept With Your Mom."
Item 2:
Corey Feldman and Corey Haim are reuniting for the first time since the 80's for a television sitcom debuting this fall. Producers are also talking with Emanuel Lewis, hoping he'll join the cast. The show is tentatively titled, "Two And A Half Has-Beens."
Item 3:
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban tied the knot over the weekend in Australia. The wedding was top secret, attended by the cream of Australian celebrities, including, Steve Irwin, Paul Hogan, Yahoo Serious, the recovering drug addict guy from "Lost," and, oh that's it.
Item 4:
A Sad Note Dateline--Sydney, Australia The world's oldest living creature, Harriet The Giant Tortoise, passed away at the age of 176. The Sad Part? She had just bought her dress for the Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban wedding.
Item 5:
Dateline--Hayward, California A pilot missed the runway due to engine trouble and had to land on the 18th hole at a local golf course. Witnesses say the pilot walked away unharmed and actually had more control than Phil Mikelson.
Item 6:
Law enforcement officials have introduced a new non-lethal weapon to fight crime. It's called the goo shooter. Some officers find the name misleading, and are pushing to call it, "The Happy Ending."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store to get some Viagra. The pharmacist asks, "How much?" The cowboy answers, "Just a few. I plan to cut each of them into four pieces." "That's too small a dose," warns the pharmacist, "That will never get you through sex." "Sex?" replies the old cowboy, "Oh no, I just want it to stick out. I keep peeing on my new boots!"

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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