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July 05, 2006
First Up:
Dateline--Coney Island, New York Takeru Kobayashi has regained his title of World's Fastest Hot Dog Eater. In just 12 minutes, he ate 53 2/3 hot dogs, which equals about 17,000 calories. Or, as Wynonna Judd calls it, a light snack.
Item 2:
It's official: Star Jones has left The View. She said she couldn't wait to start a new chapter in her life. Word on the street is that chapter will include a position as Head Buffet Greeter in a major Las Vegas casino.
Item 3:
In A Related Story Star Jones claims that she, "was dumped by Barbara Walters." Walters denies this charge, and explained, "Like Star herself, The View lost a lot of dead weight recently." But, unlike Star, the morning gab-fest won't be gaining it back.
Item 4:
In Another Related Story Since the departure of Star Jones was so abrupt, she won't be given a big send-off a la Katie Couric and Charlie Gibson. Fans can say goodbye to Star at www.NobodyGivesACrap.com.
Item 5:
Sharon Stone has adopted her third child. She said she wasn't planning on adopting again, but Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were having a yard sale.
Item 6:
Fun Fact You Should Know In 1907, Teddy Roosevelt coined the phrase, "Good To The Last Drop." In 1972, Linda Lovelace gave it a whole new meaning.
Item 7:
Dateline--Southwick, Massachusetts A plumber called police after he found a stash of drugs in a vanity he bought at a local hardware store. This gives a whole new meaning to Plumber's Crack!
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A cannibal was walking through a jungle and came across a cannibal restaurant. The menu included Broiled Missionary, $10, Fried Explorer, $15, and Baked Politician, $100. "Why is the politician so expensive?" asked the cannibal. His waiter replied, "You ever try to clean one?"

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2019 Dates
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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