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August 08, 2006
First Up:
Pamela Anderson said that she always knew she would marry Kid Rock someday, even after their very public break-up in 2002. She said that she kept the engagement ring he gave her, and he kept the Hepatitis C she gave him.
Item 2:
Since making anti-Semitic remarks, Mel Gibson says he wants to speak to Jews on Yom Kippur and ask for forgiveness. Other events planned for his atonement include starring in an off-Broadway production of Yentl, eating lox and bagels instead of using them as a door stop, changing the name of his favorite drinking game from "Quarters" to "Sheckles," and singing a duet with Adam Sandler in The Hanukkah Song III.
Item 3:
The Question of The Week Why don't boxes of condoms come in Non-Family size?
Item 4:
Tour de France winner Floyd Landis has tested positive for high levels of testosterone for the second time. In a related story, American Idol host Ryan Seacrest will compete in the Tour de France since he has never, ever tested positive for any level of testosterone.
Item 5:
According to an on-line relationship article, a tell-tale sign that your husband is cheating on you is the frequent claim that he is "staying late at the office." Other signs include calling him and getting the excuse, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of somebody." He suggests a threesome…without you, and he refers to "Take Your Daughter To Work Day," as your way of spying on him.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge flower-covered heart was displayed behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened up and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes turned to him, he explained, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral: "I'm a gynecologist." The proctologist fainted.

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2019 Dates
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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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