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September 26, 2006
First Up:
I saw "Jackass Number 2" over the weekend. Not the movie, but Vice President Dick Cheney on C-Span.
Item 2:
Seventy two percent of Americans would prefer a romantic partner to a clean one. The other 28 percent said, "The dirtier the better, bay-bee!"
Item 3:
Scientists have discovered that dolphins give names to one another. They also greet each other with familiar phrases such as, "How's it blowing?" and, "Are you getting any fin?"
Item 4:
I've Got Some Bad News And Some Good News The Bad News President Bush still has the lowest approval rating of any Commander-In-Chief in history. The Good News He's still more popular than road construction, VD and clowns.
Item 5:
Dateline--Goldsby, Oklahoma Mel Gibson snuck into a local movie theatre to see a screening of his new movie, "Apocalypto" Insiders say he wore a wig and a mask. People still knew it was the Mad Maxx-ter, because it was a Mo Howard wig and a Hitler mask.
Item 6:
British scientists have found that the brain of a woman in a vegetative state is still responsive. They also wanted to thank Paris Hilton for her time.
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week A little old lady was running up and down the halls of a nursing home. Whenever she passed by an elderly gentleman, she flipped up the hem of her nightgown and said, "Supersex!" She approached a man in a wheelchair, flashed her business at him and declared, "Supersex!" He sat silently for a moment and then answered, "I'll have the soup."

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
w/ Willie Tyler & Lester,
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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