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October 24, 2006
First Up:
Dateline--Columbus, Ohio A federal judge has delayed the execution of a man on Death Row because he's too fat. From now on, he'll be referred to as "The World's Biggest Winner."
Item 2:
And Speaking of Death Row… A 29 year-old inmate on Death Row in a Texas prison killed himself in his cell hours before he was to be executed. He left a message, "I didn't do it," scrawled in his own blood. The official cause of death was listed as, "Irony."
Item 3:
An Australian Airlines jet had to make an unscheduled landing after a passenger sneaked a hamster a board and it escaped. In a related story, Richard Gere will star in the new sci-fi thriller, "Hamsters in The Cockpit."
Item 4:
Question of The Week Does Ex- Congressman Mark Foley lick his finger before he turns a page?
Item 5:
Fun Fact You Should Know Some ants have the ability to make themselves explode. Especially if an uncle does the "Pull my finger" trick in church.
Item 6:
The Toyota Prius hybrid car tops the Federal Government's annual list of "Best Fuel-efficient Cars." The Geo Metro still tops the list of "Cars That Won't Get You Laid."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts.

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May 2
Laugh Factory
Hollywood, CA
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May 3
Laugh Factory
Long Beach, CA
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May 6-9
Howie Mandell's Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 10-11
Murray's Irish Pub
Menominee, MI
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May 14-19
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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May 22-26
The Improv at Harvey's
Lake Tahoe, NV
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May 31-June 1
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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June 15-22
Norwegian Cruise Line
June 23-25
The Ice House
Clean Comedy Challenge
Pasadena, CA
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June 28-29
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 11-13
Helium Comedy Club
Indianapolis, IN
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July 15-21
Brad Garrett's Comedy Club
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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July 26-27
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 27-28
The Nugget
Carson City, NV
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