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October 24, 2006
First Up:
Dateline--Columbus, Ohio A federal judge has delayed the execution of a man on Death Row because he's too fat. From now on, he'll be referred to as "The World's Biggest Winner."
Item 2:
And Speaking of Death Row… A 29 year-old inmate on Death Row in a Texas prison killed himself in his cell hours before he was to be executed. He left a message, "I didn't do it," scrawled in his own blood. The official cause of death was listed as, "Irony."
Item 3:
An Australian Airlines jet had to make an unscheduled landing after a passenger sneaked a hamster a board and it escaped. In a related story, Richard Gere will star in the new sci-fi thriller, "Hamsters in The Cockpit."
Item 4:
Question of The Week Does Ex- Congressman Mark Foley lick his finger before he turns a page?
Item 5:
Fun Fact You Should Know Some ants have the ability to make themselves explode. Especially if an uncle does the "Pull my finger" trick in church.
Item 6:
The Toyota Prius hybrid car tops the Federal Government's annual list of "Best Fuel-efficient Cars." The Geo Metro still tops the list of "Cars That Won't Get You Laid."
And Finally:
The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts.

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Aug. 8
Del Lago Casino
Waterloo, NY
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Aug. 16
Sea Pines Golf Resort
Los Osos, CA
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Aug. 19-25
Laugh Factory
Las Vegas, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Bob Zany in Concert
Carson City, NV
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Aug. 30-31
The Nugget
Taping Carson City Tonight
Carson City, NV
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Sept. 6
Performing Arts Center
Munster, IN
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Sept. 7
Green Acres
Kokomo, IN
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Sept. 8
The Bruin House
Pittsboro, IN
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Sept. 18-22
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV
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Sept. 28-Oct. 12
Norwegian Cruise
Out of NYC
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Oct. 18-19
Dry Bar Comedy taping
Provo, UT
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Oct. 22
Throckmorton
Mill Valley, CA
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Nov. 6
The Whiskey House
Ankeny, IA
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Nov. 7
L-Treyn's Bar
Keokuk, IA
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Nov. 8
The Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA
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Nov. 9
The Main Event
Mason City, IA
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Nov. 12-17
Laugh Factory
Reno, NV
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Nov. 21

Rockford, IL
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Nov. 22
The Pixy Theater
Edinburgh, IN
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Nov. 23
VFW
Sullivan, IL
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Dec. 13-14
The Grove
Lowell, AR
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Dec. 31
Kwataqnuk Flathead Resort & Casino
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Polson, MT
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Jan. 4
w/ Jimmy Walker
Edgeton, WI
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