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October 24, 2006

First Up:

Dateline--Columbus, Ohio A federal judge has delayed the execution of a man on Death Row because he's too fat. From now on, he'll be referred to as "The World's Biggest Winner."

Item 2:

And Speaking of Death Row� A 29 year-old inmate on Death Row in a Texas prison killed himself in his cell hours before he was to be executed. He left a message, "I didn't do it," scrawled in his own blood. The official cause of death was listed as, "Irony."

Item 3:

An Australian Airlines jet had to make an unscheduled landing after a passenger sneaked a hamster a board and it escaped. In a related story, Richard Gere will star in the new sci-fi thriller, "Hamsters in The Cockpit."

Item 4:

Question of The Week Does Ex- Congressman Mark Foley lick his finger before he turns a page?

Item 5:

Fun Fact You Should Know Some ants have the ability to make themselves explode. Especially if an uncle does the "Pull my finger" trick in church.

Item 6:

The Toyota Prius hybrid car tops the Federal Government's annual list of "Best Fuel-efficient Cars." The Geo Metro still tops the list of "Cars That Won't Get You Laid."

And Finally:

The Bing Crosby Joke of The Week What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts.

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2013 Dates
and Venues

Friday, March 29
FDPD show
w/ Zan Aufderheide
Best Western Starlite Lounge
Fort Dodge, IA

April 4-6
w/ Zan Aufderheide
Rookies Comedy Club
Sioux Falls, SD

April 9-14
w/ Zan Aufderheide
The Improv at Harrah's
Las Vegas, NV

Friday, April 19
Holiday Inn
Urbana, IL

Saturday, April 20
w/ Zan Aufderheide
Franchesco's
Rockford, IL

April 25-27
w/ Zan Aufderheide
Wiley's
Dayton, OH

May 2-4
w/ Ray Wagner
Laugh Comedy Club
Bloomington, IL

May 10,11
Zan vs. Zany
& Costaki Economopolous
Cactus Pete's
Jackpot, NV

Friday, May 17
Zan vs. Zany,
& Costaki Economopolous
Haywood's on the Water
Williamsport, PA

Saturday, May 18
Zan vs. Zany,
Kristi Lee
& Costaki Economopolous
Harrington Raceway & Casino
Harrington, DE

May 29-June 2
The Improv
Lake Tahoe, NV

June 27-30
w/ Zan Aufderheide
Funny Bone
Toledo, OH